One moment at a time.

Don't mind me, just sliding into your dms 😉

…and let the tango begin!!

Time to bar crawl baby

This is the most famous library in South America

I got to try mate. Uruguayans all carry around mate and a canister of hot water and drink it throughout the day almost religiously. This is funny considering a majority of Uruguayans are non secular

There is a fence of penises in Montevideo because the guy who was supposed to design the park was only paid half of the pay, so he decided to do this to screw them over lol

I’m not sure what is happening. I passed through passport control in Peru and Uruguay and got called to the side on both. They mentioned something about looking for someone with my name in Peru and Interpol in Uruguay. I wonder what is happening

The people of Uros floating islands have about 3, but up to 9 families to an island. When families have arguments and tensions they “divorce” by cutting their piece of their island and floating away

I just had coati coffee. In other words I had coffee that was excreted from a coati. Oh and I also had a chicken sandwich